The Swamp Thing

This here frog greeted me when I came home from church today. He is sitting on my windowsill, right next to the front door, looking at me as if to say, "Don't worry, I won't jump, I'm too big and too old to jump." But do I listen to him? No way! This sucker's huge! I guess I shouldn't be too surprised to see swamp things since I live in the swamp. Not to mention right now it's VERY wet in our area -- standing water everywhere and the outdoors smell like a pig sty with very wet mud everywhere. This guy is no ordinary tree frog. He's big enough to be Tree Frog swallowed Frankenstein's growth serum. I half expect to hear the bionic woman music in the background as I watch him grow to an unnatural size. I swear it's Kermit's offspring because he's just SO
big! Well, enjoy the pictures and be thankful you're not here to see him live. I'm just thankful
he is eating all of the mosquitoes that have been swarming my front door.

Frogs, Frogs, Frogs! Thank you God for Frogs!